An small area where an internet connection is available within a deadzone. Internet Islands may or may not be extremely uncomfortable to use.
Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
"I found an internet island at the library on 5th Avenue. No password."
"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
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What happened to Dave?
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
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Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
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It is completely neutral and takes no sides.
It takes the grey area or creates it.
It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.
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It takes the grey area or creates it.
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