What the Egg?

A classy alternative to the phrase "What the Hell/Fuck".

Jane:"I can't believe he left me at the restaurant!"
Annette:"What the Egg? What an asshole."

by Overlord_Manta April 29, 2022

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Think Egg

To Think Egg you must
1: Think about Egg
2: Get a frontal lobe lobotomy
3: Now there is only egg...

I had hole drill in head me Think Egg now, me only Think Egg.

by Cheerio_Thief June 25, 2020

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An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.

by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 25, 2019

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Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

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Slick Egg

A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.

Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!

by Cheetahz December 23, 2016

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egg trick

A very rare party trick that includes an egg being balanced on the tip of ones penis.

Person 1: WOW! Do you see Steve showing off his egg trick with grandma Faberge egg?

Person 2: Yeah dude! Steve's a fucking animal! All hail the king of the egg trick, amiright?

by Icy K April 4, 2016

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