The Patched Backpack

Lindsey Lohan's pussy

Yo dude i saw you going into the bedroom with the patched backpack last night!

by Backpacking across the US March 12, 2011

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The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat

He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack

by im never getting married January 16, 2020

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The Irish Backdoor

The act of introducing Irish Whisky into the rectum & colon via the anus (Butt-Chugging)

“Do you wanna go back to my apartment and have an Irish Backdoor?”

“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”

by FuccTheNiners March 8, 2020

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noun: A sneaky, dramatic victory in fantasy football where a team makes an unexpected, last-minute comeback, usually in the most absurd or infuriating way possible. Often accompanied by tears of joy for the winner and tears of despair for the loser.

"Jones thought he had it in the bag until The Old Backdooré Amoré struck like a thief in the night. McLaughlin booted two clutch field goals in the final minutes, knocking Jones out of the playoffs and leaving him screaming at his phone, 'I swear to fuck!'"

by Tronor McGregor December 2, 2024

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The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

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The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex

When the Big Ass Bowel Movement becomes so wet, watery, and wild, that you can no longer decipher exactly where shit has landed. So you are forced to roll out a big piece of toilet paper and fold it into one extra long piece of paper. Then (crucially) grabbing it with BOTH hands and simultaneously wiping both Ass cheeks at the same time, to ensure all remnants of watery shit are effectively removed from the ass cheeks.

"Dude! I just had to pull out The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex in there! Was a shittastrophy!"

"Last night I ate an entire pint of whiskey flavored ice cream... been doing The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex all morning!!!"

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

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