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The real jamal

A very sexy black man with a big black 13 inch dick with waves and go to Woodlawn Middle School that all the girls want and have a cousin name tony
That sexy drop of chocolate who is that

Oh that the real Jamal
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Canada is not real

Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!
Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!

Friend: No I do-

Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER

The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died
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npc or real

ur either a non-playable character who doesnt actually exist because you do weird shit or ur a real person
“are u a npc or real”
“look at dat guy shoving corn on the cob up his ass he’s definitely a npc”
“aggy is a npc rn hes a dlc character that comes out in 2023”
by jalenaguirre July 3, 2022
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unbelievably real

The relationship between us, or this perfect match that has been made, is too good to be true, but it is definitely true, or unbelievably real.
by SurfsNaked September 13, 2016
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real dr

Someone that sucks so many dicks that they become a dr.
That fellow is being a real dr, he is going to get aids.
by Batmaned November 19, 2022
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Real Man

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.
by Khannea March 26, 2022
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Real Man

A Real Man is a male that accepts that he is a man and will not dress up as other genders. To be a Real Man, the Man, will be normal and not be transgender or homophobic. Being a real man also requires other things such as not hurting women, not being disrespectful to Jesus even if your not a Christian, and having manners. There’s many more that requires being a Real Man. But I’m not going to list all of them because The Real Men should know.
The real man holds the door for a woman, but slams the door in the queers face”
by Bootydrugs November 26, 2022
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