I was feeling empty until a homie came over and we did some buddy tanking. Now I'm swingin' full balls again.
by JC_2002 May 16, 2022

Guy 1: "Did you see Germany's new gaming tank?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the reformers' blood is boiling and it's so funny to watch"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the reformers' blood is boiling and it's so funny to watch"
by honb December 2, 2022

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

When two guys super glue the tips of their penises together and one guy ejaculates into the other man's urethra.
Tom: Do you think Bob likes guys?
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.
by MagentaMan March 15, 2024

by Analtank69420 October 3, 2018

"Did you know? Seven Seas got the license to Spirit Circle, they're localising it in a couple of months."
"nah, bought the nip tanks instead"
"nah, bought the nip tanks instead"
by dramapragmatist June 14, 2022

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020
