A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
Get the Taint Diamond mug.The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds
Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds
Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds
Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 26, 2024
Get the Promethean Taint Tickle mug.An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.
Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024
Get the Tennessee Taint Plow mug.Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!
by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024
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