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tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 10, 2022
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tail teaming

When one individual of the female gender inserts her clitoris into the anus of another female, Jacksawing with her hips until orgasm is achieved for both parties
Dude, your totally just caught your sister tail teaming your mom!
by whipit, whipit good March 5, 2015
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Mexican tail gunner

Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.
by Hinklemeir July 28, 2022
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Tails

(verb) Having to play as Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog 2, dispite the fact that Tails only follows Sonic's movement; giving the illusion of gameplay. It is usually a ditch effort on the behalf of fustrated elder siblings.
When I used to bug my older brother for the sega, he'd put on Sonic and tails me. It took around 3 years for me to figure it out; I'd even tails my own friends!
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 30, 2010
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wet tailing

Its when you piss on someone's dick, and they fuck you in the ass with it..
Are you in there wet tailing it again?
by JasonMan November 22, 2013
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A Ross Thomas Tail

An over exaggerated story that far from factual.
A Ross Thomas tail was being told, it went a little like thisThe grass was pink that day back in 1916’
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
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D-tails

Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".
I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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