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Tommy the Tool Train

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.
"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
by soupman91 July 8, 2012
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Tommy

Tommy is breathtaking. He is super smooth and will give you butterflies. Tommy has dazzling eyes and a charm that will make you drool. With quick wit and a pearly white smile he will have you laughing in no time. Tommy also has magnificent locks that look straight out of an advert. It would be no surprise if Tommy was scouted for a modelling agency. He also has a super huge cock that will make you cum like a fire truck. And if he wasnt already a 10/10, he is also the sweetest boy you will ever meet, with a kind heart and an inquisitive mind, heartwarming smile and calming presence. Once you got him you'll never wanna let him go :)
by lickclit April 3, 2022
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Tommy

Tommy is a nickname used for British soldiers. The first recorded use is in 1743, and by 1815 it became the standard name used by the war office. It was commonly used by the French, Germans and commonwealth troops. Legend has it that if the Germans wanted to get the attention of a British soldier across no man's land, they'd shout Tommy.
"For you Tommy, the war is over!"
by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023
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Tommy

The cutest person in existence. He could never hurt a soul. He also says hehe a lot which makes all the girls fall for him. He knows how to give you butterflies even if you’re 2,240 miles away from him. He also has the hugest shlong in existence
Did you know that that guys name is tommy ?

No way he must be the greatest person to ever exist!
by NotEliza May 6, 2020
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tommy

A fat weirdo who thinks he sick cause he sniffs every weekend in flint with a batty boy called jay watson. Wears 110s cause he thinks ur makes him look ten men
by chazzygotbatty124 January 30, 2022
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Tommy

Tommy is a gross old man who likes girls who are barely adults. He is one major creep. Best to stay away from this rabbid invasion looking ahh creature, needs to be put down.

Bro also sounds like an uwu gacha boy man thing who secretly watches gacha heat because the missing princess rejected him so he big sad gacha uwu emo boy who always wears a hood to hide his ugly pedofile ratouille looking old man ahh face.
Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
-or-
G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy
by urmomisinmybedqueenbarb January 18, 2024
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come ooon tommy

a way to wreck person named tommy and destroy his mental well being. this insult can be used to attack people who mess up in the slightest and you what to show that you noticed it.
when tommy breathed too loud, the room erupted in a chorus of 'come ooon tommy.'
by 948302567829404leprechaun March 22, 2019
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