Turtle Egg

Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...

Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!

Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!

by Schmendt February 24, 2018

turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

Land turtle

When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal

Shut your land turtle ass up

by Your friend E October 15, 2016

turtle hem

the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet

"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."

by dirty birdballs May 6, 2009

Nasty Turtle

When you submerge yourself completely in the fluids of a porta potty just enough to where you can lay horizontal and be hidden under the waste. Then you wait for someone to sit down so you then you become erect and enter them discreetly.

I was at a festival last week and I was doing the nasty turtle.

by cooper mullin February 24, 2023

Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure

Khye: “Take a shit”
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”

by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022

backdoor turtle

A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.

Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.

by Johnny Do-Good October 28, 2013