special carl

The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.

This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.
by A burrito September 03, 2015
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The McNair Special

The act of tying your shirt into a diy bra and groping and fucking your friend.
The other day cam hit Austin with the The McNair Special
by Sum_idk August 18, 2022
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Quaf Special

While preforming doggy style sex, message the clitoris until your partner has an orgasm.
the Quaf Special is my favorite sex position
by Jenkooooo May 02, 2019
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Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.
eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????
by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021
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special sugar

Want some ~uwu~ special sugar (0_0)???
by frickroblox!!11! February 17, 2022
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A Columbian Special

A sexual activity that involves the inhalation of powdered cocaine, from inside the genitals of an anonymous, for-hire sexual partner.

May also be reffered to as a Memphis White Lady, a Vegas All Nighter, Pink n' White, Dirty Snow, or the Texas Double Time.
John: What can I get for $50?

Sparkle: You can whatever you want.

John: Can I get a Columbian special?

Sparkle: You supply the snow and you do what you please wit it.
by -SVEN- December 04, 2012
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