pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 7, 2025

Poled her

Get a girl pregnant

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.

by Young Proudy June 26, 2019

Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR

Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.

by Toenuts October 2, 2019

Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.

What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?

by Qi_87 April 21, 2023

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.

"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

Pole digger

A male who hangs out at a strip club looking for a wife.

This dude is a real pole digger, he’s been here everyday this year.

by Pyriel November 3, 2020