The Dave Grohl Effect 

Most prominent in the frontman of the Foo Fighters Dave Grohl (and thusly named after him), the Dave Grohl Effect is when a man looks far, far better when he has a beard. Examples of more people the Dave Grohl Effect works on are Sean Bean, Alec Baldwin, Will Wheaton, Martin Freeman and David Schwimmer.

"Hey, have you seen Joe? He's really rocking that new beard, makes him look totally badass"

"Yeah, that'll be the Dave Grohl Effect."

The Dave Grohl Effect by FlamingSackOfPizza April 4, 2013

The dragon prince 

The dragon prince is the most bad tushie kicking show in the mother trucking planet! IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THE DRAGON PRINCE YOU SHALL BE DISOWNED BY EVERYONE! YOUR MOTHER WILL THROW YOU THROUGH THE WINDER TOMORROW ONCE SHE FINDS OUT YOUVE NEVER WATCHED IT AND SHE WILL MOST LIKLY SIT YOU DOWN AND HOLD YOU UNTILL YOU MEMORIZE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE EPISODES! THE DRAGON PRINCE CURES DEPERESSION MY FELLOW DWEEBS!

OH DANG!! I JUST WATCHED THE DRAGON PRINCE LAST NIGHT AND A WOKE UP REALIZEING HOW LONLY I ACTUALLY AM!

The dragon prince by LordOfMotherTruckingBathtubs March 18, 2020

The DaBaby Paradox 

The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: I feel so useless, unnoticed, and depressed :(
You: No you aren't! Have you heard the of the DaBaby Paradox?
Friend: No, what even is-
You: The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: :O LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

The DaBaby Paradox by 911 what's your mom-i mean eme April 2, 2021

The December 17th 2021 incident 

Quoted by Soundcloud user BigMuscleManSam, on November 1st 2021 he predicted that the Queen of England will die December 17th 2021. His prediction may be true as the Queen is going through her "new phase".

BigMuscleManSam: On December 17th the Queen will die. This will be called The December 17th 2021 incident.

The December 17th 2021 incident by Hondahs December 2, 2021

boil the dog 

To press your crotch tightly to a friends butt while they are farting in an attempt to warm your genitals.

My friend was cold in bed with me so I decided to boil the dog.

boil the dog by Gamerbro207 December 23, 2014

those were the days 

Phrase you use to show your melancholy when you and your friends dig up fun stories about things they did in the past

Q: "Do you remember our last year in high school, you know, when you were with Suzy" A: "Yip, those were the days.."

those were the days by Casman May 23, 2004

Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.

Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

Ain't that a kick in the dick by sexy m&m December 22, 2008