Christian girl Christmas

Like #nonutnovember this is a holiday were this time girls cant master-bait. No vibrator, no finger no dildo no nothing. In the month of December you must be a cleansed christian girl.
Boy: Dang girl bend over for me
Girl: No you creep, its christian girl Christmas
by YBN Triple T December 04, 2019
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Pre-Christmas Spirit

The positive feeling or attitude associated with the coming holiday - one may experience it when seeing the lights on the houses in his neighborhood, while finding perfect gifts for his family members, or when he hears holiday tunes playing in the background at one store or another. Some experience pre-Christmas spirit only to find disappointment when Christmas actually comes. This is a case where the hype and anticipation are better than the real thing.
Tracy felt the pre-Christmas spirit through November and December each time she passed by the Christmas section at the department store, but when December 25th came around and she unwrapped a sweater and a blender, she somehow lost the feeling.
by awesomeforce December 26, 2008
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diarrhea Christmas lights

Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.
Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.
by Brotatoe721 February 21, 2021
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running on christmas spirit

To drive with the gas light on for such a terrifyingly long amount of time you must be running on the pure belief of children. A reference to the movie Elf.
Person #1: "Dude, you need to stop for gas. You've been running on christmas spirit for almost an hour."

Person #2: "Nah, we're good. You just have to believe as the children do."

Person #1: "whatever, man."
by Matt Doe March 16, 2014
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Dirty Christmas Tree

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro
by TheChristmasElf420 November 15, 2020
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charlie brown christmas

The act of doing a line of cocaine between another persons butt cheeks.
by Samson Samsons December 24, 2017
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Exclamation. Said when seeing too many tacky Christmas related definitions as the word of the day.
Noah: Did you see the new word of the day
Me: I swear if its another Christmas one i might have to punch somebody. NO more Christmas Definitions!
by Hackerman94 December 22, 2009
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