Team Texting

When a friend or a group of friends work together as a team to write a text message.

Steven: " I met this girl last night, and I want to text her but I don't know what to say"

John: " It's cool, we can do some team texting and come up with a good message."

by ssy_244 March 3, 2016

Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone

Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away

by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022

Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

text in sick

A means to call in sick by using a cell phone.

Leonard text in sick again today he doesn't have the the guts to talk directley to the boss.

by ceabel January 30, 2012

stay text

The act of actively staying in touch by texting.

That Kelsey girl has so many friends, you know she be stay texting.

by FurryDaddy February 1, 2018

Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

You’re totally toilet texting me!

by im110percentright October 29, 2019

Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014