text in sick

A means to call in sick by using a cell phone.

Leonard text in sick again today he doesn't have the the guts to talk directley to the boss.

by ceabel January 30, 2012

stay text

The act of actively staying in touch by texting.

That Kelsey girl has so many friends, you know she be stay texting.

by FurryDaddy February 1, 2018

Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

You’re totally toilet texting me!

by im110percentright October 29, 2019

Text Opera

A long series of texts sent in rapid succession, usually about a dramatic or sad topic.

"David just sent me a text opera. I think something must have happened between him and his partner."

by laurenlynnea September 6, 2016

Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014

crayon text

term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.

generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.

..."crayon text isn't exactly professional."

by olivereb October 8, 2009

Text-checking

The process of checking on someone or something by texting

Have you heard from Bob today, he is late to the botton factory. No, I am text-checking him now.

by Mommaube January 8, 2019