Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023

Because bread tastes better than key

usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.

its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key

by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025

That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Hellstrom JOse RObles Lips Tastes Like Moist Pancake Syrup<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Hellstrom JOse RObles Lips Tastes Like Moist Pancake Syrup<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

tartefoolish

A ridiculous degree of foolishness, to the point where you can't believe a person could be that stupid.

The man in the Jetta that just cut me off is so tartefoolish I don't think I can take it!

by Jenn C. February 15, 2004

Tashelnut

The smaller companion of a Hakkaroon. Is pushed around by the Hakkaroon early in morning but doesn't ever complain, or at least no one hears it complain. In the evening the Tashelnut likes to hide away in its Shell, for which it requires the Kattle. The Tashelnut is often regarded as "pathetic" or "annoying" and is easily pushed around.

Hannah: "Hey Katie lets go out tonight!"
Katie: "No, its dangerous for young girls to go out at night-time!"
Hannah: "Don't be such a Tashelnut!"

by Theawesome11 November 26, 2010