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American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
by Baatar March 17, 2024
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Big sloppy snatch

When you leave your grans old saggy snatch slopping with cum
You gran you got a big sloppy snatch
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lake lick-a-[snatch]y

I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy
by Jimmy Pete August 9, 2009
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Rach with da snatch

When she laughs she’s a rach with da snatch
by dyevki May 10, 2018
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imma grab that snatch

by CRATZ LOL April 20, 2020
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Aunt B's Snatch

Another name for non-descript - party alcohol or mixed drink, either in the inexpensive or of an uncommon variety. These batches of liquor usually involve a picture of an animal, fruits or old people to attract their victims as they stroll through the liquor store. Besides Betty White, Aunt B is one of the most venerable "old lady's" around and one can imagine she would have a hooch stash behind the baked beans or baking soda for those special occasions. Snatch is similar sounding to "hooch" and this nomenclature adds a more comedic vibe to the drink...... if not rekindling the sexual fantasies of our great grandfather's youth while at the same time knocking the dust off a once was for sure a very vibrant and active young muffin.
The float down the Frio River was going great until I had polished off the last bit of Aunt B's Snatch and I busted my tube on a hidden underwater branch.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
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Skatch

Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.
My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
by Wamba September 2, 2023
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