The-ol'Irish-Stand

Somebody who stands when they wipe after they have used the toilet

Jerry: "Part of toilet seat was covered with ice, so I had to do the-ol'Irish-Stand to wipe"

by jrod johnson November 17, 2025

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

Feather Standing Rock

The most perfect thing to exist.

I wish to be just like Feather Standing Rock.

by rehtaefz February 24, 2023

im still standing

a song created by elton and popularized by tiktok

"IM STILL STANDING"

"why are you singing that overplayed song"

"kill yourself"

by Answers to your horny question February 5, 2023

standing on business

being tough and not backing down, for example as a white person, calling a black a nigger to there face and being prepared to fight is standing on business

P1: NIGGER!
P2: he just said that to a black person he's standing on business

by your local rapist February 7, 2024

Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something

He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor

by Jokkerd February 11, 2021

Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022