squirrel gripper

Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.

"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."

by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012

red squirrel

a red headed mom who's pussy is just the same color as a red squirrel

Guy one: Hey Lance Did you Get some Red Squirrel?
Lance: YEP

by kcroyals22211 April 6, 2011

Yellow Squirrel

The person that quickly logs off an IM to avoid responding to awkward questions

Hey did you ask him if there was an another women?
yes and then he just logged out
Whoa he is such a yellow squirrel.
Totally

by Gelid Crystalum July 3, 2011

shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

Feral squirrel

a mentally handicapped person that has the facial features of a squirrel

He is defiantly a feral squirrel

by The cuntalope December 4, 2013

squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

flying squirrell

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.

Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006