soid

acronym sound of impending doom

Crap. Better start backing up; hard drive is giving me the soid...

by oliverseal March 14, 2008

spider bites

a term used to describe very small boobs.

That girl doesn't have boobs...she's got spiderbites!

by brooke miller July 2, 2004

Spider Jerusalem

Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.

Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.

by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010

Cock spider

The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.

I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.

by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016

spiderdump

SpiderDump is a TV and Movie link dump.

Damn dude, I first saw that show on SpiderDump!

by Bill Bushly January 26, 2008

Spiderific

To be spider-like

Spiderman is spiderific when he saves people by using his spiderwebs

by Spidermans moms dad April 18, 2011

spider pigging

When someone doesn't bring food or booze with him to The barber shop.

Mario Spider pigging us again. Now he doesnt care. He thinks it's easy.

by YouLookIt! January 7, 2017