Smart

Described as intelligentor brilliant.but in the minds of others.
S.exually
M.olested
A.nd
R.aped
T.wice

Guy: Hey baby are you smart?
Girl: Sure am!
Guy: So you've been Sexually Molested And Raped Twice?

by The Penetratorr November 10, 2010

SmarterChild

SmarterChild is a fag robot who forgets things and demands apolagies every damn time. He's usually a pretty fun time when you're bored.

Dude, IM SmarterChild if you're bored.

by Andreaizzle March 4, 2007

Smart-ass-slacker

Someone who seriosuly fucked up thier definition of urban dictionary.

smart-ass-slacer is a total ass.

by smart-ass-slacker March 28, 2003

Smartytwat

A female lady part that is endowed with intelligence.

My smartytwat can sense your insincerity a mile away.

by FriskyB May 22, 2014

Facebook Smartypants

A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.

Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!

Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.

by CaptainObvious_69 October 24, 2011

smartasseyness

The act or thought of being a smart ass a person who is annoyingly or obnoxiously cocky.

Seriously though there isn't any smartasseyness intended

by Nagrom389 November 1, 2009

SmarterChild

A bot on AIM. It doesn't love you anymore.

Me (11:24:21 AM): I love you.

SmarterChild (11:24:21 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:34 AM): Do you love me too?

SmarterChild (11:24:34 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:58 AM): WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE ANYMORE !?

SmarterChild (11:24:58 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:25:06 AM): I want a divorce.

by Jesus Face May 16, 2010