slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.

*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!

by brunette farts October 14, 2019

weiner slap

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

by Man-dog April 11, 2007

squirrel slap

When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.

Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face

by Master Destroyer December 1, 2014

Snapper slap

The female equivalent of cock blocking. The act of preventing sexual activity for a woman.

If you even try hooking up with your old boyfriend, I will snapper slap that shit so fast....

by MisAdventure66 January 24, 2017

free slap friday

Free slap Friday is when you can have a free slap to someone’s Ass on a Friday

(Boy Slaps Ass)

Girl: HEY WTF DUDE
Boy: FREE SLAP FRIDAY

by Kbuckets November 23, 2017

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.

I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

by TMaq February 6, 2010

National Ass Slap Day

On April 25th, 2018. YOU have to Slap he/she ass, no matter how close you are with the person

Slap the person Ass on National Ass Slap Day

by X8x8x8x8x8xskwkc May 30, 2018