Pillow soft

A pussy ass mother fucker. Dude is weak as hell and can't hang anymore.

Can also be applied to females.

Symptoms of being pillow soft include suggesting going to sleep in the middle of drinking, constant caking up, adding y's that don't belong in words.

Michael is the most pillow soft person I know

Michael has gone pillow soft on us recently.

by Fbrya May 7, 2017

Going Soft

It means when you are making yourself fall for someone/ feeling you get when you see something cute or adorable

1: I'm going soft for Ethan Dolan, he is so adorable!
2: I know sis

by sugarhoneyicecoffee April 14, 2019

soft cock

What someone uses to fuck you over while trying to convice you that you are getting the better end of the deal.

When my new boss took my corner office and hot steno in exchange for a cubicle near the bathroom and a promise of future "developmental" opportunities he really fucked me with a "soft cock".

by 19Bearhunter March 29, 2008

cincinatti soft spot

When one penetrates a pregnant woman to the extent that ones jebend becomes lodged in the soft spot of the unborn foetus' skull, increasing the child's propensity to develop a distinctly concave forehead

Dopey- Whats up with Carl's forehead?
Gil- I heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
Dopey- Ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! Actually I think that may have been me, my bad
Gil- ROFL

by Chuck Rambo February 22, 2008

soft serve

The act of having horrible fire ass, and spilling out what appears to be a delicoius chocolate twisty.

I drank highlife 40's last night till 3 am.. Got up this morning , tried to fart, and filled my boxers like a waffle cone and softserve!

by Hank Reed March 1, 2005

soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.

by real name October 22, 2014

soft

When a party has no alcoholic beverages

Hey John, the party is a no-go tonight, it's gonna be soft

by hood hop September 5, 2005