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scuffed steve jobs

Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.
Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*

Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!
by FireSSJ February 16, 2019
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shuffle shame

1. Shuffle shame occurs when you are playing music in shuffle (or random) mode and the songs you are embarrassed about listening to come on as someone you're trying to impress enters the room.

2. Shuffle shame occurs when someone is attempting to shuffle (a form of dancing popular with aznz) but fails miserably and/or realizes that shuffling is lame.
John: Hey Jimmy how you doing?
*non-mainstream music comes on*
Jimmy: ZOMGZ I don't know why that's in my mp3 library.
John: Ugh my ears hurt from not hearing mainstream music with singers who have no real talent!!!11
Pedophile looking through window: This is a common case of shuffle shame.
by HisNameIsChris October 1, 2008
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Sheffield United

Shit and very small club in Sheffield. Whereas Sheffield Wednesday are the biggest team in England
by A Jamie FC fan/subscriber November 18, 2020
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Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield Wednesday F.C., a football club who believes they rule the world and are the biggest thing since sliced bread.. in truth, they are no bigger than a bucket!

Their shameful team, full of rejects and specialties play their 'football' at a place called Hilsborough. Again, the Sheffield Wednesday faithful (about 15,000) belive they have the biggest, best and most modern football ground in Yorkshire.. No. The clubs infront of you for 'nice' football grounds would be, Sheffield United, Leeds United, Hull City, Doncaster Rovers and Chesterfield.

Your average Sheffield Wednesday fan, is a boozed up narrow minded pig, who will always say to Sheffield United fans, "we're betta than ya, n always wil bi". No, infact the last 9 years show this as you have turned to a small, mediocre and insignificant club to the football league.
My mates just become a Sheffield Wednesday fan.. Kil him, quick.
by Blade. September 23, 2011
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Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on
Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.
by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009
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Shtuff

It's a combination of the word shit and stuff, but it stands for shit that makes me tuff.
You gotta learn to roll with shtuff happening in your life (e.g., a breakup, an accident, your dog dying), as it's schtuff that builds character and makes you stronger.
by OwningKristina July 5, 2012
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Shuffled

Meaning that at a party if he/she got with a lot of girls/boys, they got shuffled.
Ex. "Man, Josh got shuffled last night."

"OMG! KELSEY GOT SHUFFLED LAST NIGHT!"
by crad3000 April 22, 2009
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