Short Hills

A REALLY rich town in New Jersey. Basically Millburn, but with a different zip code and train station. True, the town is filled with JAP, posers, sluts, assholes, etc. but not everyone is like that. There are plenty of nice people here. Only about half of the kids are little stuck up spoiled brats. The rest of us are actually decent people. We're still spoiled, but compared to the rest of the town we're losers. Personally, I despise about 3/4 of the people in my school because they think that because their daddy is richer than everyone else, they can do whatever the fuck they want. The rest of the world has to stop hating on us, because its not our fault our parents were successful and we live in this town. Living in this town is actually kind of a bad thing because WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS!!!! So stop hating on Short Hills, because we're are not at all what you think we are.

Non-Short Hills Resident: Hey, where do you live?
Short Hills Resident: Short Hills, why?
Non-Short Hills Resident: That can't be possible.
Short Hills Resident: Why?
Non-Short Hills Resident: You're so nice and down to earth...no one from Short Hills is like that.
Short Hills Resident: Where have you been getting your information?? Only most of the town is like that!!

by cttbsl2011 January 13, 2011

short timer

Someone who is sentenced to the county pokey for 30 days or less.

Quit yer bitch ass cryin', you're just a short timer.

by taraka.san August 26, 2009

Short Stack

A really hot band from Australia.

The 3 band members are really hot and extremely talented males with great style.

They love all their fans and all their fans love them back. They all really care about their fans because their fans helped them get to where they are now.

They have great music and music videos are great and their concerts are so much fun.

Short Stack Roc!

They are the best band in the whole entire world.

Andy, Shaun and Bradie are awesome.

by Vivienne ROXZ December 13, 2009

short people syndrome

This disorder is typically more common in males. It is caused by the short person's feelings that society looks down on them for being short. Characteristics include, in any combination, talking loud, bringing other people down, excessive pride/cockiness, and sometimes (my personal favorite) climbing on tall objects, all in a futile attempt to feel bigger. Utterly hilarious to the average-sized onlooker.

Closely related to fat people syndrome

John: OMFG I AM LIKE THE COOLEST KID EVER!!!

Susan: (to Brian) Wow he is that kid?

Brian: Haha that's John. He suffers from short people syndrome and has to talk loud and cocky to feel bigger.

Susan: Oh my gosh wow look at him now he's climbing that tree hahahaha

by Rastaroth May 14, 2009

Short Man's Syndrome

A story made up by tall guys with small dicks who have nothing else going for them than their height. The same insecure guys will come up with stories to put down men of all shapes, sizes, looks, professions, talents, and intelligence levels in an attempt to make themselves look better, and still wonder why we women won't go for them.

Jason: "How did that short man end up with that girl!! I have to bring it to her attention that her guy has short man's syndrome! Also check out that fat guy with the beautiful woman; he must have fat guy's syndrome. How about that smart guy? What a nerd! And that overly tall dude?! What a sasquatch! Don't even get me started on redhead men!"

Jennifer: "Get a life! And grow some balls so you don't need to put others down to feel better about yourself"

by Jenn86 October 14, 2011

Short Hills

i live in short hills and i love it. first of all, it may be rich and some people are bitchy but not everyone. millburn is not the ghetto. shorthills is actually part of millburn it just has a different zip code. hence the name "millburn-short hills township". see?-millburn comes first. anway, for 7th and 8th graders bar/bat mitzvahs occur atleast twice every weekend for like a year.girls trty too dress 15 years older then they really are. shopping is considered a sport. the houses are gorgeous and rachel zoe grew up in short hills while ann hathaway grew up in millburn. our town is not "the ass crack of america" we are just brought up well and with big trust funds. halloween is the excuse for girls to dress sluttier then usual.

short hills-7th/8thgraders
person1: wanna do soething this weeekend?
person2: cant ..bat mitzvah

by sally sasperila October 30, 2007

Short Stack

A three-member band of friends from Budgewoi, Australia.

Could be classified as Australia's main boy band.

Either loved or hated. Usually generate a very strong opinion from people who know them when brought up in conversation.

Are extremely energetic on stage.

Have hordes of screaming, underage fans who stalk their every move, and a fair few older fans who usually get pushed aside by the screaming teenies.

Girl 1: "Did you go see Short Stack last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah they were pretty fantastic."
Girl 1: "What about the crowd?"
Girl 2: "It was insane. I got swamped by 14 year olds...Ugh."

by tiaargghh December 14, 2009