flank steak

A spare tire; love handles

That fat girl must be over 400 pounds---get a look at that flank steak!

by pentozali August 17, 2013

paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

by don vonjovi November 4, 2013

kinda steak

When it's as sick as steak

I jevied the shit outta that test, it was kinda steak.

by kindaseak69 March 27, 2016

Stacking Stakes

1. To continue to make something worse.
2. To put off something that will only get worse in time.

"Man when will Jeff stop stacking stakes and just break up with Lisa already?"

by Count chocula September 1, 2016

menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

by Mistertaz August 23, 2016

real stakkz

The guy on everyones twitter feed wearing only the latest in the fake armani and gucci set. Also swears hes the best rapper alive

why is he wearing a leather Armani jacket its 60 degrees out
leave him hes real stakkz

by for arooj June 26, 2016

Twank-steak

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.

I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!

by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016