SecondSmear

The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.

Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.

Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.

Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.

by GerthPaul March 1, 2023

Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.

Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!

by SuperCody March 5, 2023

Secondhand Susan

The act of being jacked off by your homie, cumming in your own hand and using your cum as lube to beat off your homie in return.

"Hey man , ever tried a Secondhand Susan?"

"Yeah , but whenever I go second my homies never return the favor."

"Damn ,they hit you with the Deceitful Donna. That's fucked up."

by IGotDaBullets May 12, 2023

Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

by Choo-Choo McGrew March 9, 2007

2 second charlie

An expression used during/or referring to sex when a man ejaculates very quickly

"Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."

by Thob October 4, 2009

Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.

Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!

by MrSoggy July 20, 2010

30 second sam

a chronic masturbator that likes to do his business in class. He "cummed" from Macedonia and now resides in forest lake.

"Look at 30 second sam over there! He's rubbin' it in his hair!"
"oh God he smells!"

by ipromise4ever January 11, 2012