Sandwich

Sexual intercourse
(In general, though commonly referring to a threesome)

1: How do you like your sandwiches? While standing...sitting?
2: I prefer to have my sandwiches in bed, or in public. Depends on my mood.

by LB Theatre December 15, 2008

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009

ham sandwhich

A womens vagina, box, fuck hole, stink tube...whateva you want to call it. Either whole wheat or white bread...the ham stays the same color.

White on both sides pink in the middle.
Dark on both sides pink in the middle.

by J Dank June 9, 2005

Tuna Sandwich

For centuries the true definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread.....

Girl one - I'm really hungry
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - I have a tuna sandwich
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - Wanna bite of mine?
Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too
Girl one - Mmm love that tangy mayo
Girl two - what mayo?

by Milo43 September 13, 2010

sandwich illinois

Sandwich is a small town in Illinois. it consists of about 10,000 people and is home of the Sandwich Fair, the biggest fair in the state. it has one small high school that consists of two hallways and has some pretty lame teachers. Sandwich is a town full of druggies and losers. And everyone has treid drugs here. There are some pretty nice old homes in the area and IF YOU COME HERE DONT MAKE FUN OF OUR NAME OR WELL KICK YOUR ASS. okay

Sandwich Illinois is kick ass bitches

by hals22 January 8, 2007

Hitler has a Roast beef sandwich

A woman that has shaved a landing strip shaved on her pubic area.

When she undressed, I was all like "Hitler has a roast beef sandwich"

by Aesop April 30, 2004

Sandwich

Favorite of The Great Bains. One side rye, one side white, corned beef in the middle. Oh yeah!

Bains, laying exhausted in his bed says, "Man, what a sweet sandwich!"

by die_tasse March 18, 2005