Amazing Sam

Amazing Sam is everything you could ever want out of a person, he cooks cleans wipes and has a good sense of humor, part time firefighter and full time handyman Amazing Sam will never let you down!

Wow did you try out the new dish Amazing Sam made the other day?

No i didnt, i bet it was good though!

Wow Amazing Sam saved me LIFE!

HE SAVED MINE TOO!

by Mettatone March 1, 2021

Crack a Sam

to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.

Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????

by TonnyDanza February 24, 2009

sam lam

A 'Sam Lam' is an angry gook who has no ticket to stereosonic.

"Are you going to Stereosonic?"
"Nah, I'm a Sam Lam."

by gamgee November 25, 2013

sam bloomberg

your stereotypical jewish classmate whose parents own the only bank that doesn't give out lollipops because they are too greedy. does not respect ANY personal space.

this kid kept punching me and calling me "leedell" . what a sam bloomberg....

by Danterrific March 31, 2017

sams light

having a dumb cheap light on your hat.

look he has sams light.

by sams subi December 4, 2019

Doing a Sam

Falling flat on your face after only drinking a little bit.

Person 1: Ah, I only had one beer and fell flat on my face last night.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.

by Sue P April 29, 2015

sams choppa

a massive choppa that destroys all pussies especially sam kents mother

oh look at sams choppa its a massive choppa

by anonymous December 5, 2022