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swag

A new means of punctuation that arose at the turn of the 21st Century.
"I just got paid, swag"
"I just fucked my ho, SWAG"
"Dis nigga just made da bes peabnut butter and jelly sandwich evah SWAAAAAWAWWAGWGAGAGAAGAAAAAG"
by Tha$wag September 12, 2012
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Swag

Coming from a scottish term for a way of walking, it has come to mean how someone holds themselves, generally in terms of "coolness".

It can also be used to refer to free things handed out at conventions, though this is less common and less well known.

More recently the phrase, having long since gone out of style, has begun to be mocked. First taking on a more sexual tone, generally being used to say someone is good at picking up chicks/guys, people have now taken to making fun of people who use the phrase by claiming it is an acronym for "Secretly we are gay". They appear to be unaware of the fact that this implies they, as well as the speaker, are gay.
Look at that guy's Swag, he thinks he's so cool
by Joural January 9, 2013
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Swag King

Assuming you understand what swag is, then swag king seems somewhat obvious. However, it is nearly impossible to achieve. Artists like Soulja Boy have attempted to rap about swag to the point of obliteration in hopes of achieving Swag King status. Nonetheless, no one to this date has achieved such a prestigious ranking. To be a swag king, one must first simply walk into Mordor. The world still awaits its Swag King...
Soulja Boy: Ay man ima swag king!

The World: Bitch you ain't swag shit, shut the fuck up
by hammertime13 July 30, 2011
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Bald swag

an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

Hair + baldspot = Baldswag
Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.
by Cat Swiftness December 17, 2012
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swag hole

(adj) 1. A person that consists mainly of extreme swagger.

2. A person that could contain enough swag energy to become an alternate energy source.
Caroline- "Oh my goodness, Amy! Look at Alex! He's such a swag hole!"
Amy- "Ugh, I know. I wish he would become my best friend so I wouldn't have to pay any electric bills."
Caroline- "Alex is the best!"
by hey!youthere! April 24, 2010
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Group Swag

When two or more people use the same body fragrance and simultaneously hangout together.
Man, did you notice when RayRay and Jordy40 were hangin out, They must'a had that group swag.
by Raybon88 June 18, 2010
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Swag Bandit

Someone who steals everyone else's swag.
Seth: Dude, wanna go blaze?
Max: Chup
Seth: That's my word you swag bandit!
by Scote69 March 17, 2011
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