ludicrous speed

A phrase describing something that happened or took place very quickly.
Preferably shouted when drunk with your closest group of friends.

The night went by at Ludacris speed!
Or
Yo dog i'll bet u a twenty sac Ill get into dat shortys pants at ludicrous speed!

ludicrous speed by San December 11, 2004

Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

Standard Speed Test by yarr February 17, 2006

The Speed Of Tom Araya 

The act of singing a Slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. No one mortal being can do this, except for Tom Araya, who is superhuman.

Originally thought up by Johnny Qyxzzy

Slayer Fan 1: Hey dude, can you go at the speed of Tom Araya?

Slayer Fan 2: I wish! No one can, man.

The Speed Of Tom Araya by Qyxzzy August 11, 2010

High Speed Dial Up 

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

High Speed Dial Up by 50% Cat November 17, 2011

Shitter speed 

The speed in which you run to the shitter.

My shitter speed is really fast.

Shitter speed by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018

Nigga speed 

Going way over the posted speed limit and weaving through traffic; being reckless in traffic, and inconsiderate to other motorists not giving a care in the world about their speed.

Tryrel, Go nigga speed. there’s other cars in front of you in the merge lane and your lane ends.

Nigga speed by Slapstickboi October 13, 2019

California Speed 

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"

"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"

California Speed by John Hoffman May 13, 2005