Technological Freudian Slip

When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.

Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for

Vegan: anime?

Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.

Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt

Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore

Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip

by NYCDIESEL July 16, 2022

Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

Stink Slip

When someone accidentally flashes thier asshole to everyone. The equivalent of a nip-slip for the ass.

Dude when I bent over my pants ripped and everyone got a view of the stink slip.

by cadywompus April 5, 2010

Floridian Slip

When someone from Florida says they’re from Florida without saying they’re from Florida.

I know how to mitigate love bugs…fuck did I just give myself away and Floridian slip?

by Legs4days March 6, 2024

Vaushian Slip

When you let out a piece of sensitive, or personal information by accident. Like a Freudian slip, but with something in the real world. For example, opening your goon folder on stream, or opening your photo album in public and another person sees something really weird only you or your friends get/like.

You sitting on the bus
Your phone getting a notification and Siri reading it out:
"Your order FYJENNICC HT-V5 Chastity Cage | Lightweight Cock Cage | Resin Chastity Devices | Male Chastity Cage | Adult Sex Toy for Men | Click&Locked Key | 5 Sizes Rings Included has arrived"
You later that evening talking to your friend:
"Yeah, I was on the bus earlier today and had a Vaushian Slip, thankfully no one heard it"

by rameal March 22, 2024

Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.

One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.

by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024

slipping

lacking situational awareness, especially in dangerous situations

"Tommy's usually on point but he got caught slipping last Friday outside the McDonald's because he got distracted by Denise's fine ass. Took two in the chest before he could even get out his piece."

"Fool got jacked at the gas station. Homie was totally slipping: didn't even see dude coming."

by WanderingAnchorite January 21, 2024