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The Seasoning

After a session of hot, passionate love making, and during the manditory cuddle, one lover will spoon the other. The smaller spoon will then 'season' the lower torso and possibly the upper legs of the other lover with a mist of gas and butt sweat.
Jamie small spoon: "30 seconds, my record!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"
by ImInBigTrouble December 7, 2010
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Seasonal hoeness

The time of the year when hormones are high and bitches be hoes.
Damn, she’s acting up. That’s some seasonal hoeness
by kchoe March 30, 2022
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Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.
“dont make me season your cheese buddy”
by Weinerbob September 5, 2019
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dry season

don't fail the dry season or else
by Dopl November 19, 2019
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Munchbox season

When you eat the cat/box in a colder season so it’s nice and not sweaty
“Bro, my girls coming home from college just in time for munchbox season!”
by Suck my Feng Toes! February 26, 2025
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SnapBack season

A word made up by Brittany Nicole Matthews of Tx . It means when someone snaps at you ~ you snap back

Snap back season is only during summer time because it’s a heated month 🤣
Other person to you: you look fat
Me: better watch out, it’s snap back season and you don’t want me to say something back during SnapBack season you’ll get your feeling hurt for sure
by anonymous June 8, 2023
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Villain Season

The time in a man’s life where he decides to quit simping, begin workout routines, and ignore women who don’t matter. It is a man’s realization that he should not give a shit about women in his life who will not stay long term.

A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.

A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.
I’m over these fake relationships. These hoes on Instagram are all just here for attention. I think it’s time to start Villain Season.

Or

Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?

Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.
by Corndog749 January 2, 2023
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