Rachel Sojka is a disgusting fat bitch in mactown. She will only be your friend if she wants something, then when shes done she'll send her little fat mexican bitch to beat you up. Haha Shes a total fatass and nobody will date her.
Omg i was friends with a total rachel sojka then she stole all my friends and sent her bitch to "hurt" me
by Backstabbed and suicidal March 16, 2013
Get the Rachel mug.Process of feminine reasoning as defined by <Rachel-1979> which provides a generalized form of feminine reasoning which is simultaneously unattainable and incontrovertible through traditional male reasoning.
Rachel: "That went down like a damp squid"
Male: "I think you mean 'That went down like a damp Squib'".
Rachel: "No, it's definitely damp squid"
Male: "No darling, it's damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet".
Rachel: "No, it's a damp squid. Squids live under water so they are quite damp".
Male: "Sweetheart I think you're using Rachel-logic. I think you're having a 'blonde' moment".
Also see: "Women are more intelligent than men": I mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!
Male: "I think you mean 'That went down like a damp Squib'".
Rachel: "No, it's definitely damp squid"
Male: "No darling, it's damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet".
Rachel: "No, it's a damp squid. Squids live under water so they are quite damp".
Male: "Sweetheart I think you're using Rachel-logic. I think you're having a 'blonde' moment".
Also see: "Women are more intelligent than men": I mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!
by Jonny Random May 14, 2011
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by Domin8rixx February 6, 2015
Get the Rachel mug.she love boys called brad, who often says she has motivation and she wants to prove she can do something, nobody knows what it is but this was written in tai ancient artifacts. she has brown hair and is a keen historian
by doggydog93 November 9, 2011
Get the rachel mug.(N.) A Ratchet Ass Old Hoe, Whos Cuntswaylow & Has Huge Titties that she never knows when to put them away. Usually from the one goes in me, two come outta me tribe. Could be seen at Pride with no top, eating cheeseburger slammers from the "Me So Hungry" wagon, taking photos with MORE TOE & a FourLoKo in hand. Rachel's can also be seen at wild & crazy after hour bon fire parties with grand pa pas, and pushing friends in wheelbarrows. If you attempt to approach a Rachel at a bar, be aware of her ginormous knockers, they could just knock you the fuck out!!!! Although Rachel seems a little rough around the edges, she's actually good hearted and down to earth. And would most likely give you the shirt off her back.
1. "Man, How'd you get that shiner?" "Oh, her names Rachel."
2. "Hey what about Rachel last night?!?!?!" "I know, Wasn't she a pal!!!!"
3. "Excuse me, ma'am? You're in a public place, Can you put those away?" "Don't you know who I am, I'm Rachel!!!"
4. Dang, I wish I was friends with Rachel, she looks like a lot of fun!!!!!
5. "Hey nice shirt!!" "I know, Rachel gave it to me" "Well what's she wearing" "Your lookin at em!!!"
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2. "Hey what about Rachel last night?!?!?!" "I know, Wasn't she a pal!!!!"
3. "Excuse me, ma'am? You're in a public place, Can you put those away?" "Don't you know who I am, I'm Rachel!!!"
4. Dang, I wish I was friends with Rachel, she looks like a lot of fun!!!!!
5. "Hey nice shirt!!" "I know, Rachel gave it to me" "Well what's she wearing" "Your lookin at em!!!"
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by TRUE FRIENDS September 21, 2013
Get the Rachel mug.A girl who smells, has freckles, has bad breath, likes highliters for pleasure, has a small ass, small tits, brace face, and likes boys named wade like really obsessed.
by Umair Ahsgar October 18, 2008
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