Guy 1: yea I didn't even have time to finish
Guy 2: *sends incredibly relevant gif*
Guy 1: *Wished he could send a gif that expressed how he was feeling but can't find the right one bcs of his lack of skill*
Guy 1: man, how are you always so gif ready?
Guy 2: *sends incredibly relevant gif*
Guy 1: *Wished he could send a gif that expressed how he was feeling but can't find the right one bcs of his lack of skill*
Guy 1: man, how are you always so gif ready?
by SassMan May 30, 2015
Get the gif ready mug.Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.
Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
by Pantallicus January 26, 2019
Get the Esports Ready mug.a full crackhead, and a total slut for feet pics. will post pictures of herself crying for her finsta, but is a softie on the inside. always looking fine, and has a killer booty. boys would die to be able to be on her private snapchat, but block her after they see the daily videos of her crying. very wholesome, but prone to seducing your dad. never showers, causing her to have a stanky coochie & ass. will tell you she loves you after 4 minutes of talking, than fuck your bestfriend afterwards. normally a short bitch who thinks QLD is amazing, but everyone knows she's wrong. known to be the football bike.
jason derulo: "damnnnn there's Jessica Read with the stanky coochie, Phat ass though."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
by yeehawwwwthegoodshit May 7, 2019
Get the Jessica Read mug.Best Friend who brings home biscuits, cookies, fresh fruits, instant noodles, warm bedsheets..and what not everything you need. Ask him and he'll be there .
by Uberoi December 7, 2021
Get the Dmart Ready mug.A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.
These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.
They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-
These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.
They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-
by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022
Get the fanfic reader mug.1. An exasperation; An expression of one's deeply seated desire to be bequeathed the knowledge necessary to read and comprehend advanced literature, such as road signs and Eric Carl's "The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar", the latter of which is often considered to be the epitome of postmodernist literature.
2. In a metaphorical sense, a display of one's dismay after having conducted what is often known as a "slip of the tongue" while performing the act of reading literature. In this case, it should not be seen as one literally being incapable of reading, rather as a cry for forgiveness after one has botched the reading of a passage.
3. A deeply rooted metaphysical desire often believed to be the root of all suffering. A desire to read is very often perceived by scholars to be the cause of some of the most tragic events in human kind. A notable example of such a tragedy include Thirty Years' War, in which Austrian Catholics were unable to read the Protestant North German and Scandinavian bibles, leading to armed conflict between both parties as neither could perceive that they were, in fact, reading the same book.
2. In a metaphorical sense, a display of one's dismay after having conducted what is often known as a "slip of the tongue" while performing the act of reading literature. In this case, it should not be seen as one literally being incapable of reading, rather as a cry for forgiveness after one has botched the reading of a passage.
3. A deeply rooted metaphysical desire often believed to be the root of all suffering. A desire to read is very often perceived by scholars to be the cause of some of the most tragic events in human kind. A notable example of such a tragedy include Thirty Years' War, in which Austrian Catholics were unable to read the Protestant North German and Scandinavian bibles, leading to armed conflict between both parties as neither could perceive that they were, in fact, reading the same book.
1. "I tried to find the Inn but sadly my illiteracy prevented me from reading roadside signs and I was regulated to sleeping under a bridge. Damn I wish I could read."
2. Susanne: "Look Hon, it says here that you can bake a cookie for free."
Susanne's Hon, Richard: "Are you sure that is what is truly written down? Perhaps you might wish to take a further look at the statement you have just provided me, for it seems as though you had a slip of the tongue."
Susanne: "Damn I wish I could read."
3. Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor: "Gustavus, what are these books you have handed me? They are completely illegible, any true bible should be written in Latin! Not some strange viking tongue!"
Gustavus Adolphus, King of Sweden: "Why, they are the bible my fine fellow. They are merely written in the language of my people, Swedish, as many Swedes cannot comprehend Latin."
Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor: "Heresy I say! this means war!"
Gustavus Adolphus, King of Sweden: "Damn I wish I could read."
2. Susanne: "Look Hon, it says here that you can bake a cookie for free."
Susanne's Hon, Richard: "Are you sure that is what is truly written down? Perhaps you might wish to take a further look at the statement you have just provided me, for it seems as though you had a slip of the tongue."
Susanne: "Damn I wish I could read."
3. Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor: "Gustavus, what are these books you have handed me? They are completely illegible, any true bible should be written in Latin! Not some strange viking tongue!"
Gustavus Adolphus, King of Sweden: "Why, they are the bible my fine fellow. They are merely written in the language of my people, Swedish, as many Swedes cannot comprehend Latin."
Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor: "Heresy I say! this means war!"
Gustavus Adolphus, King of Sweden: "Damn I wish I could read."
by LieutenantAllah March 2, 2018
Get the I Wish I Could Read mug.Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019
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