Queef

the funniest thing in the universe

ahahahahah she pussy farted at me

by chatham October 5, 2003

queef

queef: Sound created when oxygen that has
accumulated to a fairly excessive ammount
finally is discharged from vagina.

Although his penis was of average size, he could not possibly fill her vastness, therefore with each in and out stroke,large quantities of air preceded his every thrusting motion.

by G.E.Tyrone May 14, 2005

queef

an air bubble of gas that travels up the front of your crotch and burns a little.

Damn! I thought I was going to fart in the bathtub, but it ended up a queef

by mastameg February 5, 2010

Quaif

A quaif is a queer fag, i.e. a mega ultra gay guy.

The guy is such a flaming quaif.

by Shlurkie Guru January 6, 2008

queef eater

Some one or something that is being of severe annoyance or is being just plain gay; can be used as a subsitute for words such as "fuck face" or "ass wipe."

"Cut that shit out you stupid queef eater!"

by Brendan Powell October 2, 2006

Queef

pussy fart

man i gotta queef

by queef latifa July 11, 2003

queef scab

When a woman queefs and the gas is so toxic it causes a scab in her pussy area.

Oh noes!! My queef cut my pussy!!!111 Zomg!!!1 Now i have a queef scab!11

by GILSTER September 12, 2006