Pushing my wit

When it’s 3am and someone is pissing you off!!

YOUR PUSHING MY WIT!!

by St8k D=Y May 11, 2018

Pushing P

They say it’s something gay but it’s a phrase used from Georgia Rapper, Gunna used to say slang packs. As you’ve probably picked up on by now, P is a term of positivity. If you’re pushing P, it basically means you’re keeping it real, and acting in an acceptable way. It started as a substitution for the word “player,” as Gunna told The Breakfast Club, but it’s fairly flexible. Talking about the meaning of P on IG Live this week, Gunna explained, “Fucking your partner’s main bitch ain’t P. If you hold the door for a lady, that’s P. Arguing with your partner about money ain’t P. We ain’t doing that. We’re pushing P.”

Jumping in a person’s beef or situation when you don’t know what’s going on is not P,” he said.

Giving more examples, Gunna added, “Now… putting your people in position is P. Bossing your bitch up is P. Risking your life to feed your family is P. Being a real n***a off the internet is P. I’m pushing P. Speaking on a n***a for no reason is not P.”

And just like that, a new phrase was born

by Pushing P Gunna January 20, 2022

pushing me

tailgater hoping you'll either speed up, or get out of the way
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)

this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

Pushing P

The act of showing up at your friends how and shoving your penis in their butt while they're sleeping.

Hey Tod, are you Pushing P with Brad? Yea, but don't tell him.

by Dig bick in ur mother January 26, 2022

Push karma

A person who retaliates with vengeance for any real or perceived slight or wrong doing. When someone is wronged they push karma by responding with another punishable offense. These actions are performed with the intention of exacting karmic retribution but only succeed in creating more karma for oneself. An example would be to “clap back” to someone on the internet for insulting you. Responding may be necessary in some cases, but you would be pushing karma to respond in an equally insulting manner.

I would have slapped her but I’m not here to push karma.

by Chene1011 June 10, 2021

Oslo Push

After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.

The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.

The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.

Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”

Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”

Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”

by Randy May December 27, 2023

push screen

when a touch screen phone/ iPod/ paper copiator/ ATM doesn't responde anymore at a slight touch, instead you have to put quite a finger effort for it to responde

- Hey, Jim, wanna go downtown? I really gotta change my push screen phone

by jackard87 January 13, 2009