Property Crash

A nice house in an affluent area thats devalued by 10% owing to a family of Indians, Pakistani`s or Eastern Europeans moving in next door.

"I say Phoebe I hear Gillian and Lionel have suffered a property crash"

"oh really?"

"yes, some coloured people have bought the bungalow next door"

"oh what a rotten bit of luck dear"

by Upper Class Twit 2 February 5, 2008

poser

Posers are extremely insecure people, usually teenagers and maybe a bit younger (11 or 12). Posers are extremely annoying, and pretend constantly, always putting on an act and pretending to be something they are not. In my opinion, a poser is like a tryhard, but is more concerned with being part of a scene (emo, goth, punk).
One of the most annoying things a poser does is pretend to be into a band. I had an msn conversation with a poser once.
it was like this:
POSER:
i like Jimmy Eat World
ME:
yeah theyre great... whats your favourite song?
POSER:
oh i cant really remember any songs off their album
ME:
you dont even know Jimmy Eat world you're a poser

that my friends, is a poser.

POSER: omfg my life sucks </33
ME: why?
POSER: just cause
ME: why???
POSER: i dont wanna talk about it
ME: you fucking poser emo

by annag December 1, 2006

poser

the death of many bands. a band that's actually good (such as afi) puts out a hit or two, and suddenly a swarm of posers congregate around their name and piss hardcore fans off

punk wannabe poser-prep: LIKE OMG I SOOO LOVE AFI! that song miss murber is like sooo cool!
true afi fan: -_- have you heard any of their albums besides decemberunderground? like black sails in the sunset perhaps?
punk wannabe poser-prep: they have other albums? *brain overload* AAAAAAH! *BOOM!*
true afi fan: rot in hell

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

poser sleeve

A sleeve tattoo only on the forearm, sleeves should be worked down from the shoulder.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve
what a fag

by hhhhhhh444 March 17, 2009

proper representation

When a person of a particular race, gender or sexual orientation is depicted on TV or in the media as a human being instead of a joke.

Finally a show with proper representation! That one with the lesbian woman as a CEO?

by LingoQueen May 20, 2016

poser

a wrong way of spelling poseur if anyone you know spells it like this, they are the real poseur

MSN conversation

friend one- man that bob is such a poser

Friend two- wtf its poseur nub

*friend 2 e-slaps friend 1*

by quiksliver September 25, 2006

property manager

A job title in disguise. While the most common duty of a property manager is to look after rental properties; they will also don the hat of a life coach, financial planner, health worker, psychiatrist, handyman, cleaner, counsellor and superhero just to name a few.

Luke thought he found a rental agent when he purchased his first investment property. Turns out he found a Property Manager.

by Superhero PM January 15, 2019