org porn

Short for "organizational pornography": any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers - & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists - salivate over.

Ooohhh ... check out this org porn of a catalog I just got. Everything's color-matched and NOTHING's out of place ... all the glasses match ... could ... look ... forever ...

by M-382 January 23, 2011

porn store

Embarrassing place to go, But is very rewarding

Person 1: Can you go to the porn store for me?
Person 2: Who the fuck are you?

by PenisDickPenis October 8, 2014

Snivy porn

A particular kind of sexual art that focuses on the character Snivy from the Pokèmon franchise; Pokèmon Black and White, to be more specific. As to be expected, it depicts Snivy in less than child-friendly ways, with Snivy often being female, despite them usually being male.

"Dude... I just checked your search history. ...Snivy porn? Seriously?"
"I-it was my brother! I swear!"

by Wife of the Jokke September 22, 2016

Clothed Porn

A picture of a body part that would qualify as porn but is covered by an object.

She posted lots of clothed porn pics on facebook.

by Cfsbf January 1, 2012

Porn-Spill

Any substance or residue (most commonly fluids) that end up on the floor, furniture, clothing, etc., as a result of physical actions performed on the set of a pornographic shoot.

At the end of the porno scene, there was porn-spill on the floor and on the bed, so it needed to be cleaned up.

by Enivel September 26, 2013

Mr. Porn

40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.

Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit

by the_elephant_whisperer69 October 21, 2019

Teen Porn

Porn with young looking girls who are legaly over 18 but look 16.They cant legaly use teenagers so when you see teen porn advertised on a well known site it isnt an actual teen.

New Teen porn teen gives first blow job watch here! free teen xxx.

by Goggles Lyn June 18, 2011