Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.

Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.

by The Stiffis February 26, 2010

bolt your poon

An east coast bastardization of 'shut up', more commonly used at boarding schools

"Polt your poon, newb! I do what I want!" Exclaimed Stillman as he beats Rohan with a discarded hockey stick

by Bishop Craig B. Anderson March 31, 2003

Tea-Poon

The word originated from the Phrase "To Tea-Bag."
Its is when a girl Tea Bags a guy/Does a Tea Bagging motion on top of his mouth.
The "Poon" comes from The word "Poontang."

Which means vagina and was used by the American soldiers in the Vietnam war to describe Vietnamese Hookers.

Girl:Im gonna Tea-Poon My Man so Hard,He'll need a More than a Breath Mint.

by Punkoli January 12, 2012

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

phat poon

when you take a fat excrement on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it, then picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back in there

I really enjoyed a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

man-poon

male vagina, mangina.
male genitals or asshole.

she punched him right in the man-poon.

by B-R September 10, 2005

JoO GoT PoOn'D

Phrase used to talk trash down to noobs that think they are the shit, but they are not; Former "KiLLa" clan member from the game "Starcraft". #1 fan of Valve game company. You can find me playing CS, TFC,NS, CZ, DOD and HLDM2 on STEAM.

Also, look up JoO_GoT_PoOn'D

1. "Man dawg, JoO Got PoOn'D!"

2. "Wow dewd, JoO GoT_PoOn'D just raped us!"

by JoO_GoT_PoOn'D December 14, 2004