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poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
by bootybasher January 7, 2011
mugGet the poon pastrymug.

Poon

someone who ignores someones phone calls and acts like a little bitch
Brad likes to call ross a poon when he ignores his phone calls
by SuckMyDyckkkk August 22, 2011
mugGet the Poonmug.

Poon

Db is such a poon
by Poonslayer6942069420 July 4, 2021
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Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound
Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!
by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018
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Poon Walker

Poon Walker

When you see a fine pussy walking near your way.
Steve: Yell's out nice "Poon Walker!"

Sabrina: Yells back. Thank you.
Steve: your welcome poon Walker.
by anonymous_Wolfe January 23, 2022
mugGet the Poon Walkermug.

Out-poon

To bed more ladies than your fellow man
Damn! How the fuck does Johnny do it? I bet he out-poons Wilt Chamberlin!
by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024
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poon pop

The act of taking ones penis out of one, usually hotter girls vagina, and instantly placing it in another usually less attractive girls mouth
"Dude, I was about to bust, pulled out and shoved it in her sisters mouth!!"
"Ahhhh, fed her the 'ol poon pop did ya?"
by trippy1981 December 27, 2011
mugGet the poon popmug.

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