polishing his lance

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???
by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022
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polish shower

a normal shower but instead of using normal water you use gelly-fied water to clean yourself
a normal shower didnt cut it anymore after the hard work, i had to take a polish shower.
by menmute May 13, 2025
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hot dog polisher

someone who loves sucking hot dogs as in penisis.
Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early

Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.
by Plotchman November 11, 2017
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Rock Polisher

Noun
A male that ingages in the act of sucking on another males testicles by rotating them around in his mouth during oral sex for the pleasure of the other male.
That boy is a dirty rock polisher, his dad caught him polishing another dudes rocks in his room.
by LullabiiSkies May 01, 2024
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polish syndrom

When you get to much wee in your box.
That person has polish syndrome, he has a wee wee box the size of Poland
by Ironaxe14 January 10, 2018
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polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 07, 2013
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Polish draw bridge

A sexual position involving three parties incorporating two parties on either end with one in the middle. On one end, one party penetrates the middle party while holding the legs of them as the 'bridge'. On the other side, the 'bridge' party delivers oral to the third party who is supporting her by the shoulders. The draw bridge comes into full effect through the motion on the first party lifting the middles body up and away from the oral recipient and back down offering erotic cuckhold opportunities.
"Yo Jake, did you ask Natasha if she was down to Polish draw bridge this weekend?"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"
by mrRager13413 December 27, 2020
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