Non Minecraft player

A stupid idiot who has no friends, no dad, no mother, no parental figure, and NO BITCHES. 0 Bitches. These people better start playing the game or they will be fatherless virgins forever

Man: I’m a non minecraft player
Woman: Fuck you

by Jakapzicuyctdgevev July 13, 2022

Leauge of Legends player

A typically fat no lifer that tends to play genshin impact. Also never touches grass and gets no bitches

Hey, jimmy seems like such a leauge of legends player hes always on his phone and never pulls

by rufidghioreajslooghfougbihdng; December 4, 2022

Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

league of legends player

no bitches+bozo+ratio

Carl wheezers a league of legends player on G

by Andrew tat October 23, 2022

Geometry Dash Player

Another way of saying "Virgin"

he: girl hes a Geometry Dash Player

her: ew

by ChaozTyphoon May 6, 2023

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Cod mobile players

Extremely gay (in denial) males that play call of duty on his mobile phone also that take a long time fixing his load out before a match

Damn these cod mobile players hella gay💀

by cyberchancla May 4, 2022