Killing a Pirate

Giving oral sex to a female. The opposite of killing a ninja.

Jon: "What happened to you with the fat chick last night?"

Dean: "We went back to my place, and I was killing a pirate when she farted."

by Pygmie September 15, 2006

the pirate

when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your cock, spit on her back, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say "aaaaarr"

here is the pirate:
"oh that's good"
*hoch* *ptoo*
"what the f..."
*splat*
*gasp*
*kick*
"aaaarrrr"

by Mark Mulholland July 27, 2006

Sonal a.k.a. Shmee Pirate

The hottest and most intelligent piece of ass on the west coast.
Known for her veracious apetite in men.

Damn, Sonal loves Logan.

by Wtf YES June 14, 2004

dick pirate

One with a dick in search of more dick's.

Kyle, you gay anal ass snuffing dick pirate.

by mugdog4 December 18, 2009

pirates

A major league baseball team from Pittsburgh, Pa.

"In 1992, when the Atlanta Braves stole the NLCS from the Pirates, Pittsburgh lost interest in baseball and Sid Bream Sucks!" "Barry Bonds started taking steroids after losing the NLCS for the Pirates."

by familyguy May 3, 2005

Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate

Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate

Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....

by dweber79 July 5, 2010

Gimpy Pirate

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate

Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.

by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009