a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.
Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls pussy and she decides to drop a pussy fart in your mouth
by kid from the tree October 28, 2006
Get the scottish bag pipe mug.You take a shit into a condom, then freeze it and fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.
Guy 1: Yo, this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline.
Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?
Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!
Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?
Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!
by I Fiend Cack June 1, 2009
Get the Alaskan Pipeline mug.a hollow glass bulb, with an extruding shaft, used for vaporizing methamphetamine or crystal meth, in order to inhale the vapor for its stimulating properties
Yeah bro, I woke up in a puddle of natty ice with a sore butthole, last fucking thing I remember from that party was doing shots of Jager and hitting my meth pipe with the bros.
by GhettoBlaster69 January 29, 2012
Get the meth pipe mug.A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...
That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.
I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.
Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....
I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.
Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....
by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008
Get the pipe cleaner mug.(n)- Girl who loves cock. Not derogatory. Just a girl who has a natural appreciation for all things dick.
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
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