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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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Pick-Me

An annoying ugly ass bitch named Ella Mossbacher that literally used to hang out with the boys in 5th grade and tries to include herself into things
Don’t be a pick-me like Ella Mossbacher
by user2827272 December 4, 2023
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Cotton picking

When someone who is talking to people or dating people only prefers the whitest of white girls.
My friend Jon was on tinder the other, dude is cotton picking everyone .
by Woah now December 23, 2019
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Not Picking up The phone

Answering yes to the pending question
Not picking up the phone

Person 1: calls person 2

Person 2: doesn't answer

Person 1: that means yes.
by Joseph Stoneley August 12, 2021
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pick me

Samantha: how do you know piano? Didn’t you grow up like super poor?
Ginny: actually my dad taught me. Also, shut up.
she is such a pick me tho
by AGH ALL NAMES ARE TAKEN May 21, 2023
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Mason pick

OMG! I bet this guys a mason pick. IM FUCKING DONE
by JohnnyDee11 July 16, 2020
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picks me up

An action where you boyfriend picks you up, your heart starts racing and you forget how to breathe.
When he touches your face it takes your breathe

When he picks me up, I almost forgot how to breathe
by Sass72 November 3, 2021
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