slicing the pineapple 

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

slicing the pineapple by Uncle Dimma August 14, 2017

who lives in a pineapple 

abdul is spongbob and he has a big unibrown and he is doodoo at fortnite

#who lives in a pineapple

who lives in a pineapple by i have your booty January 15, 2019

Dole Pineapple Club 

Dole Pineapple Club, also known as DPC, is a very exclusive but still tiiiight cult of kids straight outta ukiah. the DPC basically represents anything and everything that is squared, dole, or incens-ey. regular meetings are held in Emily's room, in which many things such as hypnotism, incense partying, and dole shrining may occur.

WOW! Did you go to the Dole Pineapple Club incense party last night? It was so DOLE

Ewwww Del Monte. Dude, youre marked down to a pledge in the Dole Pineapple Club.

Dole Pineapple Club by Emma Lee January 31, 2007

Flamming Pineapple 

A sexual term with very specific details starting with pouring Extreme Hot Wing sauce into a womans vagina, & packing diced pineapples into her anal cavity. (that's step one) Step two: Walk to your front porch. Step three: slap that bitch as hard as you can saying "you really think I was going to fuck that?" Step four: slam your door & make sure you lock up. Step five: Enjoy:) Watch her walk away in pain & agony as you gracefully sip you're tea.

Colton: Dude! I totally gave that chick a flamming pineapple!
Elliott: ehw.. she'll have fun explaining that to her parents!

Flamming Pineapple by homeenMoinMemeMoin! January 13, 2015

Carolina Pineapple 

noun) 1.: A person from North Carolina who is artistic, creative, unique, or stands out due to his/her rarity in skills and exceptionality.

2.: An individual from North Carolina who looks like they're from somewhere else; particularly the islands, hence "pineapple".

3.: A non basic chick or exotic looking girl living in the Carolinas

Guy: "you aren't like girls in NC, you're different; can't be from around here!"
Girl: "because I'm an original. A Carolina Pineapple"

Have you seen @paperfrank's work?! His murals are awesome, he's a true Carolina Pineapple.

Carolina Pineapple by WithLovefromCatwoman January 31, 2016

german pineapple 

When one someone shoves a fruit into the vagina and the female pushes it back out and the male eats it and has sex with her afterwards

Wanna German pineapple? I love you Justin because you do the German pineapple

german pineapple by Animejesus May 5, 2016

Bloody Pineapple 

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.

I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.

Bloody Pineapple by Booty ripper August 23, 2016