Parker

A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.

Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot

Girl: Lucky

by Blurry January 25, 2018

Parker

Normally a young jit that flexes with stuff they never bought gayness is generally a huge factor also

Girl:you look like a Parker
Boy:fuck you

by Jitexposed March 30, 2018

Parker

The cutest boy I have ever seen😍But yet so very shy🥴 He is very good at Fortnite😎 And can be a asshole at times😴He likes sports such as basketball😩He is the best boyfriend anyone could have😏Never reject a Parker🥵

Girl 1:Omg he is so cute
Girl 2:Back off he’s mine
PARKER the cutest and finest boy on the earth

by Lici S July 24, 2019

FLOORMATT PARKER

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike

man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

Eckie Pecker

Your shriveld up penis after taking an ecstacy pill.

Oh no i have got an Eckie Pecker!!

by Seany-Bhoy September 21, 2006

Urban pecker

Someones pecker that has been around the block one or more times. There is a good chance that it has had an STD at least once. And one can only imagine where all it has been and what it has done.
Most cool guys have urban peckers.

Mick Jagger has an urban pecker.

by Deep blue 2012 July 4, 2010

joanna parkerson

A jerk who thinks their a big shot but can't spell

She is such a joanna parkerson

by L1lTroll August 31, 2016