patrick canavan

the bestest of friends anyone could ever have

i have a patrick canavan

by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 18, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

YOOO let’s all get patrick shwavyd! it’s lit.

by mr. poopybutthole December 16, 2019

Patrick

A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.

Look at Patrick over there. Loser.

by Rooster. June 14, 2020

Patrick

A mysterious man that has a weird obsession for overweight frogs/toads and crabs. Although it may seem that Patrick is sane on the outside, his insides hides a very peculiar and interesting man. Overall however, Patrick never fails to make someone laugh. This is why many people adore Patrick (unless you don't appreciate his absurd likings for his toads and crabs).

Oh my god, did Patrick just send another picture of a toad to me???

by Dr. Negative November 11, 2018

patrick devlin

The hottest person you will ever come across. Well educated in geography and Russian cuss words. A truly chronic queen.

Patrick Devlin just walked by and all I have to say is, "hot damnnn!"

by Lexi Hershey September 8, 2021

Patrick

A very beautiful dog with beautiful blue eyes.

omg patrick is running down the road

by bigdudes16 November 6, 2022

patrick star iq

A dumbass person who's iq is very low, he's being dumb.

exampledude1-yo dude i cant solve 5+11
exampledude2-*Sigh* you must be with patrick star iq

by meowtteo October 22, 2025