pantyfan

A person who does one of two things when he or she sees a favorite celebrity:

1. Wets their panties out of excitement causing everyone around to flee.
2. Stops, removes underwear, throws it as hard as they can at said celebrity and hopes for the best.

Elwoood wishes he was Imogen Heap's #1 pantyfan, but he's a poser. He doesn't even wear panties!

by TheTrue#1PantyFan August 26, 2009

Pink Panther

Mixture of Sperm and Blood dripping down one's mouth.

After I skeeted in his mouth I punched'm in right on the lip. Man you should have seen have seen that soar ass pink panther face.

by hot lunch April 13, 2005

panther party

A dumb joke playing on a pun, pants pronounced with a lisp.

Panther no panths, I'm throwing a party.

by Lucas Eckman May 23, 2005

Panty Shield

A female cock blocker.

As Chuck was talking to a girl at the bar her friend the panty shield walked up bitching she needed to “go home now!”.

by dogma71 September 26, 2008

pantsy jaculation

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.

When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.

by scodder May 3, 2010

Pantheism

Just an all round flat headed human with shovel like features on skull.

I got punched so hard my head is like a pantheism

by Yandirio February 21, 2020

swanns pantry

A shitty place where if you eat you'll die... or worse...

"dude that place is so swanns pantry"

by The Llama October 27, 2007